I had a dream!

Last night I had a dream about being famous, and as usual when I awoke, I couldn't remember much of it by the time I'd walked to the toilet, so decided to try and remember it with a few key words. I ended up writing the following which could be seen as a poem or song lyrics.

Feel freel to use them as long as I'm credited fully as the author and that I get 10% of any royalties if you make money out of them :-)

I Can Do That
08-12-2006 - 10:00am

I woke up this morning and wrote a number 1.
Redecorated the bathroom before I went down.
Made myself scrambled eggs and some buttered toast.
Took off my dressing gown and read and reread my single piece of post.

Flew my car in to town, parked on the curb - I'm such a clown.
Went into my favourite bar bought everyone a drink and asked "what's going down?".
Fought off all the beautiful girls - put the bouncers head in the sink
Drank 15 pints and 20 shots, three kebaps and puked the lot, "what's that stink?"

Driving home at 2 O' clock I was stopped by 2 gay cops
But they let me off as I'd saved their lives the week before
In the bungled robbery at the grocery store.
Finally got my picture in the paper - I'd won the lottery.
Received a medal from the Queen - written a best seller.

The alarm went off it was all a dream.
I woke this morning and wanted to scream.

Some of it works, some doesn't. It was a dream what do you expect! Perfection in the first draft?